whofrownedthisface

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AIM: bathrobewerewolf


[Out Of Character]
Backtagging with this character: almost exclusively
Threadhopping with this character: within reason and probably with permission?
Fourthwalling: i am not a fan.
Canon puncture: also not a fan.
Offensive subjects: nothing i can think of

[In Character]
Sexual/romantic orientation: he likes birds. and netflix.
Hugging this character: will be like petting a reluctant cat, where the cat just keeps getting flatter and angrier the closer your hand gets
Flirting with this character: may be confused. may pretend to be confused to be irritating.
Giving this character a kiss: will traumatise him for at least 30 seconds. which is fine.
Something more intimate: ooh whats that over there? a complete lack of interest.
Relationships: if you mean romantically, good luck. also in general. look y'all thems the haps, i'm just the messenger.
Dub-con/non-con/sexual assault: can u not
Fighting with this character: verbally, sure. physically, maybe. may outfence opponent with a spoon.
Injuring this character: would be tragic, and therefore potentially fun.
Killing this character: unacceptable
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: spacedad will see through your bullshit